A husband and wife were traveling the country, celebrating their golden years together. They went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘senior special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

‘Sounds good,’ the wife said.  ‘But I don’t want the eggs..’

‘Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49  because you’re ordering a la carte,’  the waitress warned her.

‘You mean I’d have to pay for  not taking the eggs?’  the wife asked incredulously.

‘YES!’ stated the waitress..

‘I’ll take the special then,’ the wife said..

‘How do you want your eggs?’  the waitress asked.

‘Raw and in the shell,’ the wife replied.  She took the two eggs home  and baked a cake.

Moral of the story:

They’ve been around the block more than once!