How Many Goats?

This was in the mailbag this morning and too good to pass up.


Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm
Boys:

At a high school in Nebraska , a group of boy students played a prank. They let three goats loose inside the school. But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4..

School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3..

Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are….. And you thought there was nothing to do in Nebraska…

Facebook Addiction? Information Addiction?

Perhaps it’s not just Facebook, but I find it ironic that Scott Adams and Leo Babauta both wrote about similar addiction on the same day:

  1. Click here to read Scott Adams’ 3/9/2012 Dilbert with a plug on Facebook Addiction
  2. Click here to read Leo Babauta’s article on his Zen Habits site: A Survival Guide for Beating Information Addiction

A Look at Current Self-defense Common Law in Virginia

Here is some great information Mr. Van Cleave from the VCDL gave me permission to re-publish.


Virginia currently has excellent protections for those involved in the use of force for self-defense.  Our protections are much broader than the “Castle Doctrines” that many states have.  True “Castle Doctrine” bills provide protection only in a person’s home, while Virginia common law provides protections everywhere you might be – at home, in the yard, at work, at the store, in church, etc.  Some states desperately needed “Castle Doctrine” laws, as their existing laws were horrible on self-defense.  Many required a person to retreat EVEN IN THEIR OWN HOME!  Not true in Virginia.
Virginia is a “stand-your-ground” state.  That means AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT PART OF “THE PROBLEM” and are innocent, you can stand your ground and use force to defend yourself wherever you may be.  Deadly force is only allowed if you are under IMMEDIATE threat and you reasonably fear that you, or another innocent party, will be killed or be grievously injured.  The death of an attacker caused by use of such deadly force is considered “justifiable homicide.”  Note that you don’t actually have to be in a deadly situation, but only have a REASONABLE FEAR that you are in such a situation, to be justified in the use of deadly force.  For example, if someone tries to rob you with a toy gun and you don’t know it’s a toy gun, you would be justified in responding with deadly force since you would reasonably fear that your life was in immediate danger.

If you are part of “the problem,” say by making an obscene gesture or yelling a threat at someone, then, if attacked, you MUST RETREAT.  The retreat must be as far as you can reasonably go and you must indicate that you give up the fight.  Then, and only then, if the attacker persists, can you use force against them.  If they are trying to kill you or grievously injure you, and they die because of your use of deadly force, it is considered “excusable homicide,” a lower standard than “justifiable homicide.”  Moral to the story:  don’t give up your right to stand-your-ground by being part of the problem – ever.

The reason that a person who is part of the problem is required to retreat is to avoid someone committing murder under the guise of self-defense.  Otherwise, a murderer could intentionally badger a victim to the point that the victim attacks out of sheer anger or frustration.  At that point the murderer, standing his ground, could use that attack as an excuse to kill the victim “in self-defense,” getting away with murder legally.  Not good, not acceptable, and not legal.

Would common law or the “Castle Doctrine” bills GUARANTEE that a person legally defending themselves could NOT be charged with murder or sued civilly?  NO.  If the police and/or the Commonwealth Attorney have reason to believe, rightly or wrongly, that you committed a murder instead of true self-defense, you are going to be arrested and charged.  Period.  As far as a civil suit, you can be sued for anything and nothing can stop that either.  However, common law (and the wording in the Castle Doctrine bills) provide a defense.  However, the common law provides the same defense wherever you may be, while the “Castle Doctrine” would only apply inside your dwelling.

Author: VCDL

Unemployed or Out of Work?

This was in my email inbox this morning.

Why don’t we hear about this on the news???

Abbot and Costello

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.
ABBOTT: Good subject. Terrible times. It’s about 9%.

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%.

COSTELLO: You just said 9%.
ABBOTT: 9% unemployed.

COSTELLO: Right: 9% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%.

COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 16% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 9%.

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 9% or 16%?
ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work.

COSTELLO: If you’re out of work you’re unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO: But … They’re out of work!
ABBOTT: No, you miss my point.

COSTELLO: What point?
ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work can’t be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn’t be fair.

COSTELLO: To whom?
ABBOTT: The unemployed.

COSTELLO: But they’re ALL out of work.
ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work… Those who are out of work stopped looking. They gave up. If you give up, you’re no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment roles, that would count as less unemployment?
ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO: The unemployment goes down just because you don’t look for work?
ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That’s how you get to 9%. Otherwise it would be 16%. You don’t want to read about 16% unemployment do ya?

COSTELLO: That would be frightening.
ABBOTT: Absolutely.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?
ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
ABBOTT: Correct.

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
ABBOTT: Bingo.

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to just stop looking for work.
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like an economist.

COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!

And now you know why Pres Obama’s unemployment figures are improving.

My Message to the Red Cross

Yes, I really did just send the following email to my local Red Cross.

Subject: Video Games?

Greetings,

Can you explain this to me so I understand the ICRC’s intentions regarding this matter? I certainly do not want to continue contributing money and blood to an organization that would frivolously waste my contributions on such trivial matters.

Stimulus Package Explained

This lovely joke ended up in my inbox today courtesy of my friend Dave.

INTERESTING….

It’s a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle, TN and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

(Stay with this…..and pay attention)

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.

The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her “services” on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

(Almost done…keep reading)

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.

And that, my friends, is how a “stimulus package” works!

Happy 236th Birthday Marines

Today the Marine Corps celebrates its 236th birthday. Happy birthday to all of my fellow Marines out there. Just like last year, I would like to pay tribute to one of my fellow Marines I served with. This year, that Marine is none other than the world famous Daryl Parker. You may recognize him from the second season of The History Channel’s show, Top Shot.

Daryl’s military career actually began with a short stint in the United States Navy. He was looking for something a little more challenging and ended up doing an inter-service branch transfer to the Marine Corps for the remainder of his 21 year military career. When I first met him at HMLA-369 (MCAS Camp Pendleton, CA) in 1993, he was a Sergeant (E5). When I left, he was a Staff Sergeant on his way to becoming a warrant officer. Along the way, well… let’s just say he changed my life.

While at HMLA-369, there were plenty of resources available to guide and mentor me on how to excel at my occupational specialty and be a better Intel analyst. However, it was Daryl Parker who taught me something even more important: how to excel at being a Marine. He mentored me on how to improve myself and my approach to leadership. He prepared me for two meritorious promotion examination boards, both of which I received meritorious promotions from. He helped me obtain my acceptance into the MECEP program. He was my martial arts instructor, teaching me discipline, control, and focus. He taught me life lessons that I will carry with me the rest of my days, teach my children, and teach my proteges whenever I am able.

Daryl went on to serve Corps and Country, retiring in 2005 as a Chief Warrant Officer 3 with numerous awards, medals, and commendations. He is the embodiment of what it means to be a true patriot, and I can honestly say I am a better man for having had the privilege of serving with him and knowing him.

Semper Fi, Daryl, and more importantly, thank you. Thank you for your service, and thank you for everything you did for me.

Help Bring Jobs to Virginia

How would you have responded to this email I received? Comment and I will compile the list and send it back to them.

Hello,

I hope this email finds you well. I am ###### ####### and I am with the Virginia Department of Business. I am contacting you in response to some comments you left when responding to our recent survey.

You comment said that you have too many comments and suggestions to list. Here at the Virginia DBA we would like to hear them. The Commonwealth is looking everywhere we can for ideas that will help get people back to work. The one thing that I ask is that when you send us your ideas make sure to select “reply all” to this email so that it will also go to our Director of Business Information Services, ##### #######. Thanks and I look forward to hearing from you.

Thank you,

###### ######
Virginia Department of Business Assistance