So it’s the Shampoo!

Funny mailbag joke I just couldn’t pass up sharing:

I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!!!!! It’s the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!)  printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

“FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.”

No WONDER I have been gaining weight!!!  Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.” Problem solved!

If only it were that easy.